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Q. Why does the witch love her new computer?
A. Because it has a "SPELL" checker!
Q. Why do you always find demons and ghouls together?
A. Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Q. What type of monster will you find at a Laundromat?
A. A wash-and-wear wolf
Q. How do you know if a mummy is egotistical?
A. He's all wrapped up in himself.
Q. What does a hungry witch do while staying at a hotel?
A. She calls "broom" service.
Q. Why was the
witch late for the party ?
A. She'd lost her witch-watch !
Q. How do you make
a witch itch ?
A. Take away the "w" !
Q. Why won't a
witch wear a flat caps ?
A. Because there is no point in it !
Q. What do you
call a witch with one leg ?
A. Eileen !
Q. What do you
call a wizard who's black and blue all over ?
A. Bruce !
Q. What do you
call a wizard who sleeps on the floor ?
A. Matt !
Q. What do you
call a wizard lying in the gutter ?
A. Dwayne !
Q. How can you
tell if a witch has a glass eye ?
A. When it comes out in conversation !
Q. How do witches
on broomsticks drink their tea ?
A. Out of flying saucers !
Q. Who did the
wizard marry ?
A. His ghoul-friend !
Q. What happened
when the wizard met the witch ?
A. It was love at first fright !
Q. What would
happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard ?
A. He would be egg-sterminated !
Q. If a wizard was
knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be ?
A. Out for the count !
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